S & I had “The Talk”…

8 10 2011

Last night, S popped the dreaded question while we were settling in to watch the BHawks game…

Although, I guess it had to happen sooner or later. I mean, in our fantasy world Chicago next May when Toews & Kane come up to us asking us to become their Trophy Wives, which one of us gets who??

To quote our convo last night:

S: I can’t decide if I’m a Kaner or Toews girl.

S: Toews is hotter, but I like Kanes swagger

L: I like them both & I’m not afraid to admit it.

S: I feel like I have to choose…

[insert long pause here]

This is the point in the conversation were S & I “fought” (I use that word loosely—I can’t remember the last time we actually fought over a guy) over MGreen & Brooksie when discussing who gets who on the Caps.

S: Can I have both?

WTF?! Both?! Absolutely not. That would be breaking the rules, S!

L: No way. Pick one. Just like the Caps.

Just like the awesome friend I am, I gave her 1st pick—since I kinda stole Brooksie from right under her nose. Although, she’s not complaining about having MGreen.

S: I’ll have to pick Toews I think. I think Kane would annoy the crap out of me.

Well, there ya have it. She got Toews. Lucky bitch  Congratulations, S!

Dear PKane,

Really, I just want to cause trouble with you. If I only walk away with the mother of all hangover’s and not a clue as to what happened the night before—I’d be perfectly fine with it. You just let me know when you’re ready to teach me the Kaner Shuffle…

Looks like it's just me & you...

But if you want to put a Carrie Underwood sized ring on this tiny little left hand of mine–I can promise I’ll be the best Trophy Wife ever.





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