Torn between flow & no flow…

3 06 2012

Y’all know I’m a hair lover. But I just can’t decide if I’m diggin’ Superstar’s flow. I mean, Max is a sexy beast and I love him — but the hair is throwing me off.

You decide.

no flow.

flow.

So, what do you all think? Hair or no hair? I’m honestly torn. Settle this debate for me.

And thank the HEAVENS that Stammer cut his awful flow. He’s back to being the cutie pie I love.

Also, can we just take a minute to look at the CAR behind Max? Please tell me it’s his. And if it is his — please, dear God, marry me.

*L

P.S. — back from Chicago. I’m alive (shocking, I know). I’m going through my annual “Post Vacation with S detox” … it’s never fun.

P.P.S. — Brent Sopel, his son, and 8 of his son’s friends were at the Nickelback concert (yeah yeah — we know, everyone hates Nickelback). But anyway, I recieved this tweet during the show:

A girl lookin’ out for her girls. Thanks Chuck!

And then not even 5 minutes later, Chad calls over to the side of the stage where Brent was sitting and asked for his Stanley Cup ring. To say S & I were FREAKING OUT is an understatement. I may have screamed and jumped around in circles (making a complete fool of myself in the process).

P.P.P.S. — S will fight me tooth and nail on this, and okay — maybe I was a little  extremely intoxicated…but I met a short, Max Talbot-ish look-a-like this weekend in the Windy City. Don’t ask me what his name is because I can’t for the life of me remember. I think it began with an ‘I’? He was….interesting. Not quite as smooth. Very dorky. Not as stylish. Not French Canadian — but just sort of had a tiny resemblance. In case y’all were wondering, I shot him down faster than he could say “Can I buy you a drink”. Thinking back on it, I should have taken the drink and then ditched. Oh well, happens to the best of us.

Now if only it were actually Max Talbot — I probably wouldn’t have shot him down. I would have handcuffed him (mwhahahaa), duct taped his mouth shut, stuffed him in my suitcase for the plane ride home, and then kept him forever… (shhhh!)

…No… I have not dreamed that up before…….  ;)

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3 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

SHORT ! SHORT ! SHORT !
I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH THE FLOW WHEN IT’S ALL DRIPPY AND
SWEATY ….. NOT INTO THE DRY FLOW !!
BUT OF COURSE I WOULD RAPE THE HELL OUT OF THAT MAN
EVEN IF HE WAS BALD !!!
SOOOOO SAD , BUT SOOOO TRUE !!!

3 06 2012
L

Ugh — he’s just … *bites lip* … every time I see pictures, I literally squirm. Sweaty/drippy flow = Win. Short hair when dry. I agree with you.

4 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

O MY GAWD !!!!
SHORT HAIR WHEN SWEATY / DRIPPY IS OUT OF CONTROL !!!
SO MANY GREAT POST PRACTICE / POST GAME LOCKER ROOM
INTERVIEWS WITH THE MESSY SWEATY SHORT HAIR , AND LIP
BITING , AND STUBBLE SCRATCHING !!!!
SOME OF THE BEST PORN I’VE EVER SEEN !!!!!
HA HA HA …….. NO REALLY THOUGH , I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING .

4 06 2012
L

Hahaha you are priceless! I love it. We know exactly what you’re talkin’ about.

4 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

i knew you would !!!!!
also … i would like to take back just a small amount of ” dry flow hate ” .
in older photos / videos , he rawks the insane jesus / hobo , with the
extreme playoff beard , in some of the finest tailored suits !!!
i don’t know what it is , but he seems to be the perfect mix of all things
” man ” . now i am not , nor have i ever been into hairy guys …………
but alas , insert max talbot , and i have zero problem with it !!!!
i’ve only seen him play once , with the pens in so-cal against the ducks.
during warm ups , i literally had an out of body experience !!!
just such a criminally stunning guy !!

now, don’t even get me started on the ballad of max’s knocked out
teeth and busted lips ………mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

4 06 2012
L

ok — I’m dying laughing. You got it bad for him… hahahaaha He’s so lovable

4 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

not sure if you girls caught it or not , but nhl network ( 215 ) premiered
a new documentary last night called ” inside the cup 2012 playoffs ” ,
it is well worth the time to watch . the entire fight for the kings / devils all
the way through the playoffs …… and of course what nhl doc. would be
complete with out some of the superstar himself in it !!!! mic’d up on the
ice , telling goofy stories with the boys and refs/linesmen !!!!!
absolutely the most premium , most kasual / yet flashy ( the orange does
go way better with the tan than i thought it would ) , french canadian ham
in all the land !! it repeats a few times , tomorrow at 11:00 am -12:00 pm
on 215 , maybe you can record it ….. it’s shot in the ”24/7 ” style .

5 06 2012
L

Funny you say that–I DVR’d it last night!! Haven’t watched it yet. I’m too busy swooning over The Bachelorette.

5 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

i am swooning over the kings/devils game 3 that just started .
what can i say ……. it’s all i have left !!!
well , that and i’m from la , so i’m happy to see the kings at least
fight for a spot in the big time finally !!
can not wait to see what tid bits you might comment/post about
from the show once you’ve watched !!
my household ( daughter 20 , and myself 44 … ugh ) are 50/50
pens/bruins fans ….. needless to say we became heroine addicts
when the pens and b’s got knocked out !!!
i must confess though ….. i watched every flyers game until they too
were slayed .
i really wanted to hate them , as i always had in the past ….. but after
that god damn hbo 24/7 rangers/flyers series , i just really grew to like
some of the boys , and soooo much max ….. what’s a girl to do ???
fml .

5 06 2012
L

Us too rooted for the Flyers when the Pens got canned. After that, Rangers. Now no one.

5 06 2012
STEPHANIE SINOPOLI

OH MY GOODNESS !!!!
FOUND THIS ON FUCKYEAHMAXTALBOT.TUMBLR.COM TODAY !!!
WHAT A BEAUTY !!!
HE IS SOOOOO TACKY , LOVE HIM TO DEATH !!!
HOW DO YOU GIRLS FEEL ABOUT THE ” GREEZY EMO FLOW ” ?

5 06 2012
L

I thought it was a nice “young” touch — because well, he was young. Now, I just like the short haird scruffy look.

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