Political Correctness

27 07 2012

Well, in the wake of all things internship and real-life related (I know, it makes me sad too), I seem to have missed yet another moment of Timmy Thomas glory.

Let’s all think back to a time when hockey never got political.  Then Tim Thomas decided to voice his opinions.

Oh, Timmy Timmy Timmy…why?  First refusing to visit the White House, now posting on your facebook page about Chik-Fil-A?  Not only do I think this is a bonehead move for hockey reasons, but I hope he realizes that he played hockey in and won a Stanley Cup for the exact city that started the trend of expelling the restaurant chain from opening in the city.  Oops?

What do you guys think?  Let us know in the comments!


Sweet Baby Jesus…

16 04 2012

I was planning on waiting until the end of the first round to give my thoughts on who came out on top, but considering the way a few series have been going, all I have to say is this:

For the Vancouver/LA series:

For Pens/Flyers:

In the name of all that is good and holy, what the FRICK is going on?!


What do you guys think about these series?  Let us know!


No. Just No.

21 02 2012

I refuse to believe this is really happening. This is a nightmare, right?!


No way.



No more "Hammer" ...

Correction: What is S supposed to do without her boyfriend?!

The rest of my night will be spent talking S off the ledge she’s currently standing on.


Well, good luck S.Downie. We love you. And will miss your beautiful face. And that wild hair. And your brute force. And your overall awesomeness.

At least I know who S’ next jersey purchase will be…


To All NHL Players:

2 02 2012

Seriously, I’m about as fed up as my “husband” is.


As we speak, I’m in the Hockey’s Finest Lab trying to come up with a way to put a force field around Kris. Anyone who goes near him will be launched out of the arena. I’m way past be nice. It’s personal now.

Why you ask?

Well, because I’m getting sick of seeing this:

The face! NOT! THE! FACE!

Please–just don’t touch him anymore. We all know he wants to be a model after his career in the NHL–he cant do that with a shattered nose! I beg you guys. Just leave him alone. At least for a little while.

In other news…this whole Flower/Tanger Bromance is going to be the death of me. Seriously, it’s like my kryptonite.