Why is this so funny to me?

9 07 2012

I can’t for the life of me figure out why I find this so funny.

I blame the sun. Today, I fell asleep on a float in the pool today and am now a lobster. Delirious.

But maybe you can share my amusement…

Sick moves, boys…

Now if only Tanger and his hair were involved in this gem. Life would be complete.

Happy Sunday…


PS — I’m going to go bathe in aloe now…

NO! WAY! *fangirl squeal*

14 09 2011

Dear HBO…you are all GODS!

Thank you for listening to S & I’s prayers.

When I first read this….

...I couldn't believe it...

I sat at my computer at work like this…

"I can't believe it..."

S & I had heard rumors that HBO was doing another 24/7 this season…but we never heard the confirmation on who the teams would be. We could be a little late in reporting this. If so, we apologize. With my full time job & S’ crazy school & work schedule…we’re pretty much dead on our feet.

But we couldn’t be more excited for the next 24/7. Although we were praying for another Penguins 24/7…we’re still happy. Looks like it will be the Flyers & the Rangers this season. Another season of Staal (Happy Dance! -S). Some Mike Rupp (again). Not to mention Mr. Sexy Pants — Henrik Lundvist. AND…more MAX TALBOT!!! Can we get a WAHOO?!?! (WAHOO! -S)

...maybe this time he actually will...

Lets go HBO. We need some 24/7 action, stat.

Bruins fans rejoice!

5 07 2011

I think I speak for every Bruins fan when I say: HALLELUJAH! TOMAS KABERLE IS GONE!!!!

Ok, that was a little harsh–but face it, he did not mesh well with the Bs. I’m not saying he’s a bad player, he’s just not Boston material. Maybe he’ll have more luck in Carolina where he signed a 3-year, $12.75 contract.

Maybe EStaal can be your new workout buddy...

Good luck Tomas! I honestly hope you have more success next season!

Congrats Craig Adams!

9 06 2011

WAHOO!!! S & I get to watch this face for 2 more years!

Hot Daddy alert!

We love Craig. How could you not? Canadian. Harvard grad. Amazing body (thanks, HBO!). Hardcore grinder. And dad to the cutest kid in the whole world.

From our Southpointe trip back in March

Great pick, Pens! We approve! Now re-sign Max and we’ll be two happy girls!

If you need a laugh…watch this…

7 06 2011

I love it when S decides she doesn’t want to study. Her go-to activity?! –youtube. And let me tell you, she finds the BEST videos ever. We have a whole list of videos to share with you, but we’ll spread them out. We don’t need to cause any heart attacks.

First up: A Flower & Jordan Interview

Warning: Make sure all food and liquid is out of your mouth before watching. I spit my water out on my keyboard when S sent me this. And then watched it again and DIED laughing.

Boys will be boys!

And we miss our boys! Who’s up for a field trip to Montreal this weekend?! Max and Mr. How’s My Hair are known to hang at the Grand Prix…

I’ll drive if ya’ll give me gas money!

[Insert your own clever phrase here. We’re feeling kind of ‘do-it-yourself’ today.]

12 05 2011

With all the madness going on with our hometown teams battling it out this weekend, we kind of forgot one MAJOR detail. Like the bad hosts we are…we forgot to introduce ourselves. So, here goes nothing…

The Nitty Gritty about this Belle:

My name is Sarah, I’m number one. My Razzle Dazzle, has just begun. So when you see me…step aside. You know Sarah don’t take no jive.

But in all seriousness, my name is Sarah and I met my best friend Laura through cheerleading. We have since grown up and hung up our pom poms. I am now studying for my masters while working part time in another male dominated sport that is not hockey (GASP!!!!) I guess you could say I have been a hockey fan all my life, after all, I was born in Minnesota. Being a hockey fan in Florida is rough, there is only one bar in town who plays games for me…but don’t worry folks, the owner and bartender now save me a seat with my name on it! I even took applications for a hockey buddy to travel to Tampa games with me, only had one applicant but he’s Canadian so he’s bound to be a winner. My next step in life is to move back north of the Mason-Dixon where people don’t ask you what hockey is. Couldn’t tell ya where I will end up, but you best believe I will be dragging Laura with me kicking and screaming. (as long as it’s in some sort of ‘sports city’, I’m game…  – L)

Age: 21

Hometown Team: Minnesota Wild (Used to be Northstars when I was there), LA Kings, New Jersey Devils, Boston Bruins, and Tampa Bay Lightning…If you are smart you have caught on by now that I don’t have a true hometown.

Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

Hockey Husband: Jordan Staal…or anything STAAL

Favorite Old Timer: Steve Yzerman

Coach of the year: Dan Bylsma- If he doesn’t win the Jack Adams I will question all that is true in this world.

Favorite Tweeter: Colby Armstrong. That boy has me dying laughing half the time and OOOhhhing and Awwwing at how sweet he is.

Least Favorite Team: Boston Bruins cause it’s fun to piss Laura off

Least Favorite Player: P.K. Subban. It’s simple, learn your place Rook! Respect has to be earned.

Scariest Player: This is a tough one. Marty St. Louis. He’s a dangerous player. Looks all cute and cuddly then BAM! He can scoot through a guys legs and become one BAMF

Best Hockey hair: The love child I will make with Sidney Crosby. Hello CURLS (and crazy athlete genes)!!!!!! (while Mr. Staal is away…Sarah will playyy…  – L)

Favorite Blog(s): What’s Up Ya Sieve? and The Hockey Junkies. Fellow female hockey bloggers.

What ya need to know about Laura: 

I’m your resident Masshole. Somedays I’ll try to confuse people by slipping some ya’ll’s or eh’s into my sentences, but then a wicked will spill out…. *sigh* the curse of being born and raised on the outer skirts of Boston…

More often than not, my halo is being held up by my devil horns. Sarah always likes to say that the Holy Water boils the second I step foot in a church. And while I may try to laugh it off…she’s probably right.

Most people try to tag me as the Football girl (which is partially true). What they don’t know about me is that my very first sporting event (at age 8) was a Providence College v Clarkson University hockey game. If any of you know College hockey, you know that back in the day PC and Clarkson were huge rivals (dad went to Clarkson and his little brother went to PC). Pretty sure that was the night I fell in love with the sport. Unfortunately, my love for hockey was put on hold and the cheerleading/football life took over. It was just the way of life in the little town I grew up in. You were either a cheerleader or a football player…and if you were neither, well…I feel bad for you. Once I was sidelined (indefinitely) in high school, due to injury, I began to discover there was life outside football. There’s something relaxing about the sounds of a hockey game. Not sure if its the skates on the ice, the puck being slapped around, or bodies being checked into the boards…but whatever it is, I love it.

Age: 21

Hometown Team: Boston Bruins

Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Penguins — I blame Sarah for this one. During one of my yearly trips to the Sunshine State to visit, she made me sit and watch a game. It was love at first sight. Thank you Sarah for making my life in Boston living hell whenever I rock my Pens gear…

Hockey Husband: Just call me Mrs. Letang ;)

Yeah...I know I look good...

Favorite Old Timer: Bobby Orr. One of these days I will have a “woman cave” in my house and the big picture of Orr tripping while scoring “the goal”….right next to my bubble hockey table.

I believe I can flyyyyy...

Coach of the year: Dan Bylsma, FTW

Favorite Tweeter: Paul Bissonnette (@biznasty2point0) he may be crude…but he has a way of making me giggle…

Least Favorite Team: I’m from Boston….I’ll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count…

Least Favorite Player: This is a tie for me between Subban and Ovechkin. Subban, well, because he’s Subban. And Ovie because he has that God awful tramp stamp on his back and he’s missing a tooth. You’d think with all the money he has, he could repair it. I could rant on and on about this kid…but we’ll save that for another post some other day. :)

Scariest Player: The Human Tree…I’m a Bruins fan…but Chara scares the you-know-what outta me.

Best Hockey hair: HA…this award goes to my husband. Mr. How’s My Hair?! Well…wait a minute…it could be a tie with Sarah and Sid’s “love child”…

Favorite Blog(s): What’s Up Ya Sieve? –these girls have me rolling all day long. Not sure how I stumbled over there blog, but when I did I spent 5 hours catching up on all the posts I missed. Check it!