Why is this so funny to me?

9 07 2012

I can’t for the life of me figure out why I find this so funny.

I blame the sun. Today, I fell asleep on a float in the pool today and am now a lobster. Delirious.

But maybe you can share my amusement…

Sick moves, boys…

Now if only Tanger and his hair were involved in this gem. Life would be complete.

Happy Sunday…


PS — I’m going to go bathe in aloe now…


Sweet Cherry Pie

4 04 2012

Last night at the Gahhhhden:

Pens + Bruins = death of L

Thanks to my AMAZINGLY AWESOME cousin, we had 2 tickets to the game. 5th row (maybe 6th row). And I got to witness my boys win 5-3. I’m now 2-0 when it comes to going to Pens games…..not that I’m saying I’m their good luck charm or anything….. ;)

Few things to recap

1. Tanger and Flower flirted with each other the entire night. Laughing like little girls and whispering things in each others ears while sitting on the bench. I’d like to think they were talking about me…but I’d be lying. It was probably along the lines of “Wanna braid each other’s hair later and watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s?!”

2. Sidney Crosby scored a goal (make that 2).

duuuuuhhh. when does that NOT happen?!

And instantly I get a text from S talking about how I’m no longer  a Crosby Goal Virgin …. nice S, real nice. (She’s so right though– I had never seen Crosby score in person. It was as glorious as I imagined it would be. Suck it, Crosby haters.)

3. James Neal + Andrew Ference = FIGHTTTTTT!

Once again, S sent me a text. “Did you just get pregnant? Because I think I did…” I basically had front row seats to one of the BEST things I’ve ever seen at ANY hockey game. James Neal. Fighting. Right in front of me. *swoon* And if I wasn’t busy drooling, I would have grabbed video. But I was trying to restrain myself from jumping over the glass and bashing Ference’s face in for picking on my boy.

The Real Deal.

The entire game James just got under every B’s players’ skin. You know how he’s the ” little brother we all love” to the Pens? Well, he’s the “little pain in the a$$ that we all hate” to the Bruins.

4. Joe Vitale took a puck to the face. And to make matters worse — it came from Zdeno Chara…which ends well for NO ONE. But, like the amazing man he is, Big Z was the first to the scene of the accident making sure Joey was alright.

5. Johnny Boychuk had a knee on knee collison with Arron Asham and went down faster than a sinking ship. He had to be carried off the ice by his players. Poor guy. But it leaves me with this question: “Does Asham have a knee made of steel?”


Good luck, Johnny. Hope it’s nothing too serious. To make Bruins fans feel better — I hear he walked out of the arena without crutches last night. One can hope that’s a good sign.

Anyway, few other small things. I feel the need to defend the 2 people I heard getting bashed the most last night (besides Crosby).

6. Jordan Staal is hated in Boston. Or maybe it was just my section of people. Thankfully, S wasn’t around. If she was, the bail money she set aside for me would have been used on her instead. An old woman behind me said “Someone just needs to end him for the night.” UMM — HOW RUDE!

7. Also, no one likes Kris Letang either. Look, just because he’s an AWESOME actor and can fake an injury to get a penalty called — doesn’t mean he’s the worst player in the league. That only just means the Ref’s are suckers.

Welp, that’s my 2 minute break down of the madness that occurred last night. I can’t wait till next October until S & I are reunited in the ‘Burgh for a couple games.


It’s Battle Time!

14 11 2011

It’s that time of year again!

It’s All Star voting time!

S & I have already cast our FIRST ballots many times.

Look at S' star studded line up!

my beauty

Pretty sure we’ll be entering under different email addresses to double (possibly triple) our chances of winning a trip to Ottawa for the game.

So ladies & gents. It’s time. [Click here] and go vote for your favorite players to go to Ottawa this year. Mark your calendars for January 28th & 29th. If I knew more people who liked hockey, I would totally stage a road trip. Afterall, Ottawa is only 7 hours away….

Just for the record…

11 10 2011

Flower, how could you think no one would want to see you pose in ESPN’s body issue!?

It would have made S & I ‘aww’ –plus, maybe you could have replaced Chara’s shot. I’m scarred for life after seeing that one.

Next year, when they ask again…say yes!

Away from the computer for ONE day …and I miss everything.

25 09 2011

Sid. Flower. Geno. JStaal. Tanger.

WHERE THE HELL WAS I!?!?! Oh right….packing up my life into a zillion boxes. Hey S, we really dropped the ball with our life planning…. (aka — we should have been there…) I drooled through most of the video and giggled uncontrollably through the rest. These boys. I cant even…

Anyway, lets recap.

Poor Flower. He actually thought that fans wanted to run him over with their cars after last season’s start! Absolutely not. Pens fans had faith in you the whole time, Flower.

We love you.

Sidney made the mistake of picking on my man. Yup, he says Tanger’s workout videos are “fake”. HA!

Crosby. You silly boy.

But don’t worry girls, Kris was quick to reply. “You wish you could work out like that…” <3 LOVE THIS BOY <3 Something has changed in him this off season. He’s not so shy anymore….anyone else see it too?

Before the playful banter escalates to something not-so-appropriate…Sid reminds Tanger that “we can’t do this here.”

Now let’s get to S’ boy. JSTAAAAAAAL..

In the video, they never really showed the question that Jordy answered–but something tells me it was something like “where would you be if you were not a hockey player”

My instant reaction was: He would be S’ husband. S would be the perfect wife taking care of her farmer boy. They would be living in Thunder Bay on the Sod Farm conceiving tons of little blonde (curly-haired) Gronk’s. AKA– building their own hockey team.

Well, I wasn’t so far off from his answer. Ok, fine…maybe I was way off…but at least being a Sod Farmer was mentioned.

Girl can dream, eh S?!

Anyway, I’m sure my little recap doesn’t even compare to watching the whole thing. Here you go guys, CLICK HERE TO WATCH!

Countdown: 29 days!

7 09 2011

Today makes me happy. I mean, how can you not feel happy when the guy on today’s countdown is nicknamed Flower?! That’s right!! Today there are Marc Andre Fleury days left on this countdown.

Now, being a Boston fan too…I love Timmy T but…

</3 breaks my heart everytime.

S & I think Flower was robbed last year. But…in 29 days, a new season begins & Flower has another chance to prove his MVP status.

There’s one more thing I KNOW S is happy for. Flower loves to make sure JStaal comes off the ice nice & humble. I think Flower should coin the phrase “F%ck you, you f%ck face” — we can’t help but giggle everytime we hear it.

We love his…colorful…language. 29 days, Flower! Are you just as excited as we are?!

From us, to you!

30 07 2011

Give us a night off + any form of alcohol + Tumblr + Youtube–and you get a little something like this…..

(***The girls at Hockey’s Finest are not responsible for any drooling, hyperventilating or fainting that may occur as a result of this video. Cue the fan girl squeals in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…-S)