Hilarity…Twitter Style

29 06 2012

I’m such a huge fan of Twitter, not only because it allows me to waste time when I should be productive, but it also gives us insight into some wonderful hockey players and their personalities.  They interact with each other, outside of their teammates, and give the fans something to laugh at.

Some of my personal favorites are (obviously) Paul Bissonnette, who tweets out little gems like this one:

A little gross?  Maybe, but that’s Biz for you.  He’s got an awesome personality for hockey, and I personally love it!

Another guy is lesser known, except to people who root for the Blackhawks.  Jimmy Hayes (formerly of Boston College), along with Andrew Shaw, was one rookie that really stepped up this season when the BHawks needed him the most.  Now that the season is over, he has become a frequent tweeter.  He has a quieter disposition in the locker room, but even the Blackhawks Organization noticed that his tweets were worthy of a whole story on their website.  So check it out!

<script src=”http://storify.com/NHLBlackhawks/the-collected-comedic-stylings-of-jimmy-hayes.js”></script><noscript>%5B<a href=”http://storify.com/NHLBlackhawks/the-collected-comedic-stylings-of-jimmy-hayes&#8221; target=”_blank”>View the story “The comedic stylings of Jimmy Hayes” on Storify</a>]</noscript>

Who are your favorite tweeters?  Let us know, and hopefully later in the week we’ll have a Top 5 Tweeters post for ya!

-M





Happy Father’s Day!

17 06 2012

Happy Father’s Day to all the hockey playing dads out there!  Here’s a little gem from one of our favorites here at HF sharing the day’s festivities with everyone:

Such a standard Biz tweet.  Keep an eye out for more gems this summer, he’s one of the good ones.

-M





You would think I would learn…

9 06 2012

Every year I say “OMG! It’s the F1 in Montreal this weekend! WHY AM I NOT THERE?!”

And you want to know why I want to go so bad?

…No…not because I LOVE watching cars race (although, F1 is SICK) but because of this…

pure perfection.

Again, I’m missing it.

So right now, I’m putting it in writing.

NEXT YEAR — I will go to the F1 weekend in Montreal. It’s set in stone. I’m going. Who’s in?

*L

PS — A little joke for your Saturday afternoon … maybe it’ll relieve your Game 7 anxiety.





Hockey 101 with Professor Paul

1 11 2011

For all of you that need to brush up on your hockey terms…let BizNasty help you out.

My favorite is when the girl asks him if he likes puck bunnies. You ain’t kiddin’ us, Paul…we know you do. ;)

 





I can’t stop laughing…

16 09 2011

…And there are tears running down L’s face. (She’s not joking guys…I cried laughing. -L) All because of the new Cabbie interview about Hockey Player’s “Off Ice Performance”. Check it out ladies and let us know your reactions.

(Once again guys, S is the finder of the good $h!t. She emailed this to me & literally asked me to DROP EVERYTHING to watch. I listened. And thank god I did. This is probably the funniest  thing we’ve found all summer.  -L)

what a cutie...

All we can say is:

1. POOR JEFF SKINNER! The boy needs more confidence….OFF the ice.

2. Stammer is a LITTLE cocky…somehow we don’t think he’s that smooth off the ice.

3. Baby Segs is very….precise.

4. We NEED to hang with Biz. It just NEEDS to happen. We’d all get along great.





Why we love hockey players…

20 06 2011

I know for a fact S will LOVE this post. This blog has been dominated by the Bruins so I needed to make my best friend smile (and myself) by posting her favorite boys (and mine).

So. Why do we love hockey players?! Well…here’s our reasoning.

For some reason, hockey players + animals receive the same reaction as hockey players + little kids…you just melt.

PS – I’d give anything to be that cat under Tanger’s hand (2:45 into the vid). ME-OW! He can scratch my head any day…I’ll be just as content & cuddly. And he can take me  home any time…

How about their artist abilities. You don’t see football, baseball, or basketball players sitting down at a table and painting. Although, I must admit…I’ve never actually looked to see if they have. So I could totally be lying…

Cookie, Tanger, Dupper, and Max may have a future in the world of an artist if all fails as a hockey player…

You gotta love the pranks they play on each other. Poor Biz, that guy is hilarious…

Anyone wonder if Biz retaliated?? I’d like to know what happened after the game…

I didn’t post this next video because it’s my favorite boy (and husband)…I posted it because it’s actually my favorite hockey fight I’ve seen yet. Ok…so maybe I am a little biased. But I’m sure you all won’t complain. My favorite thing about hockey players is their toughness on the ice.

…excuse me while I go recover from the heart attack I just had…

And dontcha love how persuasive they can be…

I have never given blood, and I don’t really plan to. But if JStaal stood in front of me and asked just as nicely (and sexy—sorry S) as this…I’d so it.

And no other athlete has a hockey player’s body. Not quite sure how they get the body they do, but I’d like a written work out plan for anyone I start dating (does that sound shallow?? –yeah, it probably does…my apologies).

So, tell me…why do YOU love hockey players??





[Insert your own clever phrase here. We’re feeling kind of ‘do-it-yourself’ today.]

12 05 2011

With all the madness going on with our hometown teams battling it out this weekend, we kind of forgot one MAJOR detail. Like the bad hosts we are…we forgot to introduce ourselves. So, here goes nothing…

The Nitty Gritty about this Belle:

My name is Sarah, I’m number one. My Razzle Dazzle, has just begun. So when you see me…step aside. You know Sarah don’t take no jive.

But in all seriousness, my name is Sarah and I met my best friend Laura through cheerleading. We have since grown up and hung up our pom poms. I am now studying for my masters while working part time in another male dominated sport that is not hockey (GASP!!!!) I guess you could say I have been a hockey fan all my life, after all, I was born in Minnesota. Being a hockey fan in Florida is rough, there is only one bar in town who plays games for me…but don’t worry folks, the owner and bartender now save me a seat with my name on it! I even took applications for a hockey buddy to travel to Tampa games with me, only had one applicant but he’s Canadian so he’s bound to be a winner. My next step in life is to move back north of the Mason-Dixon where people don’t ask you what hockey is. Couldn’t tell ya where I will end up, but you best believe I will be dragging Laura with me kicking and screaming. (as long as it’s in some sort of ‘sports city’, I’m game…  – L)

Age: 21

Hometown Team: Minnesota Wild (Used to be Northstars when I was there), LA Kings, New Jersey Devils, Boston Bruins, and Tampa Bay Lightning…If you are smart you have caught on by now that I don’t have a true hometown.

Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

Hockey Husband: Jordan Staal…or anything STAAL

Favorite Old Timer: Steve Yzerman

Coach of the year: Dan Bylsma- If he doesn’t win the Jack Adams I will question all that is true in this world.

Favorite Tweeter: Colby Armstrong. That boy has me dying laughing half the time and OOOhhhing and Awwwing at how sweet he is.

Least Favorite Team: Boston Bruins cause it’s fun to piss Laura off

Least Favorite Player: P.K. Subban. It’s simple, learn your place Rook! Respect has to be earned.

Scariest Player: This is a tough one. Marty St. Louis. He’s a dangerous player. Looks all cute and cuddly then BAM! He can scoot through a guys legs and become one BAMF

Best Hockey hair: The love child I will make with Sidney Crosby. Hello CURLS (and crazy athlete genes)!!!!!! (while Mr. Staal is away…Sarah will playyy…  – L)

Favorite Blog(s): What’s Up Ya Sieve? and The Hockey Junkies. Fellow female hockey bloggers.

What ya need to know about Laura: 

I’m your resident Masshole. Somedays I’ll try to confuse people by slipping some ya’ll’s or eh’s into my sentences, but then a wicked will spill out…. *sigh* the curse of being born and raised on the outer skirts of Boston…

More often than not, my halo is being held up by my devil horns. Sarah always likes to say that the Holy Water boils the second I step foot in a church. And while I may try to laugh it off…she’s probably right.

Most people try to tag me as the Football girl (which is partially true). What they don’t know about me is that my very first sporting event (at age 8) was a Providence College v Clarkson University hockey game. If any of you know College hockey, you know that back in the day PC and Clarkson were huge rivals (dad went to Clarkson and his little brother went to PC). Pretty sure that was the night I fell in love with the sport. Unfortunately, my love for hockey was put on hold and the cheerleading/football life took over. It was just the way of life in the little town I grew up in. You were either a cheerleader or a football player…and if you were neither, well…I feel bad for you. Once I was sidelined (indefinitely) in high school, due to injury, I began to discover there was life outside football. There’s something relaxing about the sounds of a hockey game. Not sure if its the skates on the ice, the puck being slapped around, or bodies being checked into the boards…but whatever it is, I love it.

Age: 21

Hometown Team: Boston Bruins

Favorite Team: Pittsburgh Penguins — I blame Sarah for this one. During one of my yearly trips to the Sunshine State to visit, she made me sit and watch a game. It was love at first sight. Thank you Sarah for making my life in Boston living hell whenever I rock my Pens gear…

Hockey Husband: Just call me Mrs. Letang ;)

Yeah...I know I look good...

Favorite Old Timer: Bobby Orr. One of these days I will have a “woman cave” in my house and the big picture of Orr tripping while scoring “the goal”….right next to my bubble hockey table.

I believe I can flyyyyy...

Coach of the year: Dan Bylsma, FTW

Favorite Tweeter: Paul Bissonnette (@biznasty2point0) he may be crude…but he has a way of making me giggle…

Least Favorite Team: I’m from Boston….I’ll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count…

Least Favorite Player: This is a tie for me between Subban and Ovechkin. Subban, well, because he’s Subban. And Ovie because he has that God awful tramp stamp on his back and he’s missing a tooth. You’d think with all the money he has, he could repair it. I could rant on and on about this kid…but we’ll save that for another post some other day. :)

Scariest Player: The Human Tree…I’m a Bruins fan…but Chara scares the you-know-what outta me.

Best Hockey hair: HA…this award goes to my husband. Mr. How’s My Hair?! Well…wait a minute…it could be a tie with Sarah and Sid’s “love child”…

Favorite Blog(s): What’s Up Ya Sieve? –these girls have me rolling all day long. Not sure how I stumbled over there blog, but when I did I spent 5 hours catching up on all the posts I missed. Check it!