NHL ’13

29 03 2012

Welp, it’s that time of year again.

You know…the time of year where I wish I had the patience to be a gamer?? Or the time…(Time, what’s time? -S)

Every year when they release news about a new NHL game, I daydream about myself sitting on the couch for hours on end making my favorite teams battle each other. And then I remember that I’m the type of person who would throw the controller at the TV in fits of rage when I lose. End of daydream, hello nightmare.

Anyway, it’s time to pick who gets to be on the cover of NHL ’13!!

Vote! Vote! Vote!

For every vote you cast (10 entry’s per day, I believe) you will earn 1 entry into the Sweepstakes to win a VIP trip to the 2012 NHL Awards in Vegas. (EEEEEEPP! Cue me sitting on my iphone all day, every day. VEGAS BABY! -S) Who wouldn’t want to be apart of that?

Hockey players + Vegas = one helluva party. In fact, it’s on S & I’s “bucket list”. I blame our need for Vegas on Biznasty since his tweets in the summer are nothing but trouble. And when we see trouble — naturally, our first thought is: “let’s do it!”

So ladies, it’s time to vote. But first, let’s take a look at who graced the cover of the past couple years…

NHL '11 -- Captain Serious

NHL '12 -- Stammer

Both years are epic choices in our eyes. So, which gem will appear on this year’s cover? Geno? Giroux? Lundqvist? (I may or may not be compulsively voting for one Scotty Hartnell…#HARTNELLDOWN!!!! -S)

Who are you going to vote for?

*L

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No. Just No.

21 02 2012

I refuse to believe this is really happening. This is a nightmare, right?!

0_o

No way.

inconsolable.

WHAT IS MY BOYFRIEND SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT HIS BOYFRIEND?!

No more "Hammer" ...

Correction: What is S supposed to do without her boyfriend?!

The rest of my night will be spent talking S off the ledge she’s currently standing on.

*sigh*

Well, good luck S.Downie. We love you. And will miss your beautiful face. And that wild hair. And your brute force. And your overall awesomeness.

At least I know who S’ next jersey purchase will be…

*L





Celebrations: Stammer

7 02 2012

In the past, we’ve given a couple birthday shout outs randomly. But I say we should make this a regular thing. After all, where would we be with out the birth of these wonderful men? (What a sad world it would be- not to mention a hell of a lot less beautiful- S)

We decided what better player to start with than number 91?! Steven Stamkos. One of our favorites. (Tampa REPRESENT! Woot!- S) Tonight somewhere in Tampa, Steve Downie will be lighting candles and laying out rose petals (or shoving shaving cream in Stammer’s face, watch here) in preparation for his other half’s birthday. I mean, they are a duo…so I can only imagine they will be celebrating together.

Stammer & the Hammer. True Love.

Happy Birthday Stammer! We love you! And we hope you and your other half have a romantic great night.





Things I learned.

30 01 2012

I realize now that picking last week as my week long “computer break” was probably a poor decision. So much happened. And I learned a lot.

I can’t cover it all…but lets do a little recap.

1. PKane makes a sexy Superman. I’d put myself in danger if I knew he’d come save me. **HINT HINT– I’m talking to you Patrick.**

2. Stammer is a beauty. I bet he practices this every day.

if that goal isn't beautiful, I don't know what is.

3. Kris Letang looks adorable even when sneezing. (Or “snotty” as S says)

*le sneeze*

To give you a little back story if you haven’t seen it: Neal is doing an interview and around the 0:20 mark Kris bolts into the background–sneezes–and then proceeds to yell “I DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PHONE IS”. Not quite sure why I laughed so hard. But I did. So if you want to laugh with me (or judge me, you choose) go ahead and watch it here.

4. Giroux is continuing to grow on me…and I don’t know how to handle it.

*heart stops*

What is it about a player taping their stick?? I think it’s the look of concentration on their faces…

5. Team Alfredsson should win the “Best Hockey Flow” Award. Henrik Lundqvist. Kris Letang. Scotty Hartnell. Stammer (even though his flow sucks). Karlsson. Just to name a few.

6. NBC FAIL! Can you find the mistake?

7. S & I have found ourselves admitting to new loves

Hartnell & Price

We wont say who likes who….just for our safety.

8. Chara & Segs look SO ADORABLE when hugging it out.

9. Hockey Players can be Fan Girls too. I no longer feel bad for blatantly pointing a camera at their faces, since they don’t mind doing it to other people. Circle of Life, I guess?

"GUYS! It's DRAKE! OH EM GEE!"

10. Drake looks AH-MAZING in a hockey sweater.

Also, check out this adorable video of Drake visiting the locker rooms before the performance. He calls Chara “Big Dog” — I knew I liked him. Watch here.

So, I think I covered all the major points. Who’s ready to start off the second half of the season?! I AM! Pens come to Boston this weekend. Guess who’s NOT going….. –>this girl<–  Guess who’s SUPER upset about it…… –>this girl<–

*L





Stammer Time: Remix

5 01 2012

As most of you know, we made our way to 2 Lightning games last week. Now, don’t take what I’m about to say as a complaint because I could NEVER get sick of Stammer Time–but after scoring so many goals (5 total. 2 @ the Flyer/Bolts. 3 @ the Canes/Bolts) Can’t Touch This gets kind of annoying. So we’re proposing a *NEW* song for Stammer to celebrate to.

Go ahead. Change the lyrics around a bit. We did.

Stop! Now make that motherf*cker Stammer Time..

We apologize if we ruined this song for you– because now all we can think of when we hear it is…well… Stammer. Which is fine by me. I can see it in my  head now. I think it fits, dont you? Now go ahead. Listen to the song while watching these highlights from the Hatty we witnessed. We’re geniuses, I tell ya. I’m thinkin’ we could take over the audio department — for a night. And when we say “for a night”, it’s because we’re positive we’ll get fired after the 1st period.

Steven Stamkos. If I wasn’t a huge fan before last week, I am now. Congrats on your Hatty!

Drop that a$$, make it boomerang.





Hello, Mr. Muscles! Nice to meet you!

26 09 2011

I have no idea when this was taken and/or where…but it sure did make my monday much brighter. Seriously, I’m swooning. Were those biceps hiding? Or did I just not notice them until now?

why hello there, muscles.

Hey S, could you be a dear & drive down to Tampa…box him up & send him to me to help me pack? I could sure use those muscles to help move my furniture into my apartment. Of course, I’d be sitting & watching…dabbing his forehead with a cool wet cloth when he needs it. I’ll send him back safely before the regular season starts, I promise. I just need someone to…uhhh—snuggle —with at night while I adjust in the new place. You don’t think he’d mind, do you? ;)





I can’t stop laughing…

16 09 2011

…And there are tears running down L’s face. (She’s not joking guys…I cried laughing. -L) All because of the new Cabbie interview about Hockey Player’s “Off Ice Performance”. Check it out ladies and let us know your reactions.

(Once again guys, S is the finder of the good $h!t. She emailed this to me & literally asked me to DROP EVERYTHING to watch. I listened. And thank god I did. This is probably the funniest  thing we’ve found all summer.  -L)

what a cutie...

All we can say is:

1. POOR JEFF SKINNER! The boy needs more confidence….OFF the ice.

2. Stammer is a LITTLE cocky…somehow we don’t think he’s that smooth off the ice.

3. Baby Segs is very….precise.

4. We NEED to hang with Biz. It just NEEDS to happen. We’d all get along great.